This is a dog. I don't invest in dogs. I don't hire dogs. I don't date dogs. I don't even walk dogs.

you, you asked for a check. I asked for unit economics. Only one of us brought an answer, and it was not you.

Margins. Moat. Return. Three words. You used none of them correctly, and one of them not at all.

This is a cockroach of a business: hard to kill, impossible to love, and always in the kitchen.